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tell me you did not come here for the Book of Wonders recipe 👁️👄👁️
sorry, the sound is terrible
also people knowledgable in Elizabethan costuming don't come at me, I made this outfit in a day
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"Master of the Feast" by Kevin MacLeod incompetech.com
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Karolina Żebrowska
Karolina Żebrowska 5 meses atrás
again thanks a lot to Nicholas Sampforde and son, the shipwrights, for sponsoring today's video 🙏 be sure to check them out
David Poland
David Poland 4 dias atrás
You seem pretty clever for a woman.
Indigenous Lady
Indigenous Lady 22 dias atrás
@Harold Smith *Do Not* use God's Name in vains , this is Not a joke .
Indigenous Lady
Indigenous Lady 22 dias atrás
@Annette Leggett You're a huge lobster .
leguy42
leguy42 27 dias atrás
I ordered a galleon for my shipping business and it turned out great! Sampforde and Son is having an "I'm coming Elizabeth" special and they're calling it "The Big One" so don't miss out!
Elisa Solbiati
Elisa Solbiati Mês atrás
This was one of the most brilliant and funniest video I've been watching lately. Thank you!
Le Mo
Le Mo 2 horas atrás
Dude i got a brand new Ship-Of-The-Line that will finish construction in 6 years. Thanks Sampforde and Son!
Szira Máté-Steff
Szira Máté-Steff 10 horas atrás
POV: When you are trying to slayeth the look that these wenches are having, and you search up a real lady’s tutorials.
AspenZero
AspenZero 13 horas atrás
I had to make a meme out of this >v< Not sure where I could possibly post it * Wheeze * Meme mommm >v
Zulejka Javeršek
Zulejka Javeršek 16 horas atrás
I’m glad to hear my no eyelashes look is in in 1588😂
Zulejka Javeršek
Zulejka Javeršek 16 horas atrás
Also, veiny face is not a good look LMAO
Helena Lena
Helena Lena Dia atrás
"I feel like I'm gonna be using it for a long long time" No you're not, that much is guaranteed lool
Ivy99999
Ivy99999 2 dias atrás
Wow, I finally found the time that my translucent chest would get me a man, too bad that I am not rich enough for him to overlook the one pock mark I have there. I may have to get inventive with some trims. 🤔
Death The Girl
Death The Girl 4 dias atrás
Mmm yes let's stick lead on our face and Cleopatra theorize ourselves
Eric Simms
Eric Simms 5 dias atrás
Don't worry about the sound. It's 1588 - the fact I can hear you at all is incredibly impressive.
Abigail Oneill
Abigail Oneill 5 dias atrás
A wench like me appreciates the makeup tutorial.
Your local walking meme
Thank you darling! This look was a lifesaver! I got a husband after 2 weeks of wearing this look! Also if I may mention, my sister got her dream boat after using code Gloriana!
Geringas Orozco
Geringas Orozco 6 dias atrás
Yes Gloriana!! You’re a QUINNNNNNNNN!!!!! This makeup look is so beautiful!! I’m so exited to try it on myself! Thanks for spilling the wine on how to make it!
Morty Mort
Morty Mort 6 dias atrás
When people say that time-travel isn't possible. Well then explain this honey.
ARMYS that ORBITS around CARATS are WIZ*ONES
I went straight to the description for the book of wonders 👁️👄👁️
thelindofiles
thelindofiles 8 dias atrás
that sponsorship though. "Nobody wanted to spill the wine..." Nice
Captain Azeneth
Captain Azeneth 8 dias atrás
How dare thy not prep the skin with whisked egg whites °^°
jamie hollaway
jamie hollaway 9 dias atrás
Thank you for so many laughs!!
Brandy Byers
Brandy Byers 9 dias atrás
😂😂😂🍀
Castanha Cream
Castanha Cream 9 dias atrás
I checked the description and didnt find the recepi from book of wonders
Maria F Brunberg
Maria F Brunberg 9 dias atrás
OMG What happened at the end! 😱
Jaden Begay
Jaden Begay 10 dias atrás
Last part had me 😂😂
Anika Saxena
Anika Saxena 10 dias atrás
2:29 you low-key look like the Mad Hatter from the Alice in Wonderland movie
keely hardwick
keely hardwick 10 dias atrás
Going to the description for the book of wonders recipe like 🥺
Bollo Rice
Bollo Rice 10 dias atrás
"you don't want to overdo it because you might get kicked out of your local church"
Matina Jazmine
Matina Jazmine 11 dias atrás
0:26 I cant 😂😂😂what?!
LEARSI KCIGAM
LEARSI KCIGAM 11 dias atrás
I would stare at those ankles
Luciénne Eskinasi
Luciénne Eskinasi 11 dias atrás
Omg the end was perfect😂
Sunday F.
Sunday F. 11 dias atrás
Yeah I went there for the Book of Wonders :/
SJ777
SJ777 11 dias atrás
This channel is *chefs kiss*
tzyrish tzyrish
tzyrish tzyrish 12 dias atrás
The white led foundation
Faylyn Hillier
Faylyn Hillier 12 dias atrás
Yes, I DID go to the description to find the book and I’m very disappointed. Lmfao.
Annika H
Annika H 12 dias atrás
Who is watching this in the Year of Our Lord 2021? Fare thee well.
Heather Reisig
Heather Reisig 12 dias atrás
>a lot of wenches get great results with... I’m dying!!
Alif Muhammad
Alif Muhammad 12 dias atrás
"Spill the wine..." That was awesome. They hadn't colonized East Asia yet, so they wouldn't have tea. 👌
ann eliasson
ann eliasson 13 dias atrás
Wonderful:-)))
ha_iza 11
ha_iza 11 13 dias atrás
Now all you’ll need is a little eyeshadow and you’ll look like 🤡 Beautiful am I right?
GPap
GPap 13 dias atrás
Am I the only one who looked in the description to find the Italian book of wonders?
Shannon Tobin
Shannon Tobin 13 dias atrás
Me still looking for a copy of the book of wonders like 👁👄👁
Rosie Huffleclaw
Rosie Huffleclaw 14 dias atrás
❤️✝️❤️Jesus loves you!!!!!❤️✝️❤️Have a blessed day!!!!❤️✝️❤️
constance smoothpiee
constance smoothpiee 14 dias atrás
I actually wanted to skip the sponsorship bc of habit 😂
LunarFoxAG
LunarFoxAG 14 dias atrás
I like the sponsored part of the video the most
Laur G
Laur G 14 dias atrás
Awww I wanted the book of wonders recipe
Amos Family
Amos Family 14 dias atrás
“Because you might get kicked out of your local church” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Dollify
Dollify 15 dias atrás
I was just waiting for the second that she made the joke about how everyone loved that kind of makeup, but it was legit killing them
A Billion Bears and me
A Billion Bears and me 15 dias atrás
I came to the description for the book of wonders. It wasn't there...
Celia Spiker
Celia Spiker 15 dias atrás
The code wouldn’t work for me, am I too late?
Alice :D
Alice :D 15 dias atrás
Si... fui a ver el link del libro en la descripción 🤡🤡🤡
Jessica N.
Jessica N. 15 dias atrás
The ad reel made me choke on my ice cream 😂
kpop and rococo and aesthetics and pets
OH DEAR sister !!! i have a problem !!! my face is peeling off every time I use the vinegar I'm lady in waiting !!! I CANT GO TO COURT LIKE THAT !!
Hermione Rock
Hermione Rock 16 dias atrás
When you said I'll link the book of wonders in the description I paused the video and looked.
Liliana
Liliana 16 dias atrás
The whole video was a riot, but the last three seconds absolutely killed it :D
Makulax
Makulax 16 dias atrás
your a karen....
Xochil Guevara
Xochil Guevara 17 dias atrás
This was genius!
Daseril
Daseril 17 dias atrás
where's the link to the Italian book of wonders?
hehehoho
hehehoho 18 dias atrás
Shipwright sponsorship lmfao
Sophia Solo
Sophia Solo 18 dias atrás
These are the best POVs on the internet
Lauras Chronicles
Lauras Chronicles 18 dias atrás
EVERYTHING about this is golddd
Pissy Lissy
Pissy Lissy 18 dias atrás
"And I feel like I'm gonna be using it for a long, long time" 💀💀💀💀💀
Lani Meyl
Lani Meyl 18 dias atrás
the skin at the end, i-
LASHK001
LASHK001 18 dias atrás
I love the tongue in cheek comment about using ceruse for a long long time given the risk of an early death due to lead poisoning 😆
Nicole Ziege
Nicole Ziege 18 dias atrás
“Now you don’t want to overdo it because you might get kicked out of your local church”😂😂 I need this to be a series
JustAnotherAnimeNerd
JustAnotherAnimeNerd 18 dias atrás
Honestly I can see why the look was cute now.
Beverly Catanzano
Beverly Catanzano 19 dias atrás
The promo! The music! The vogueing! 🤪
James V of Scotland
James V of Scotland 19 dias atrás
'Some Wenches' 🤣🤣😂
Eric Araújo
Eric Araújo 19 dias atrás
ok but what did you use to make your skin so white o.o?
ALEXANDRA KLUKE
ALEXANDRA KLUKE 19 dias atrás
THE FACT SHE EVEN MADE UP A SPONSOR I LOVE THIS SM AHHAH
K An
K An 19 dias atrás
Sooooooo funny. Thanks for that.
Mariam Antigua
Mariam Antigua 19 dias atrás
You're Amazing!!!!
Aubrey Hershey
Aubrey Hershey 19 dias atrás
Literally checked if there was a link for the Book of Wonders Recepie
Sofia Weinblatt
Sofia Weinblatt 20 dias atrás
what.... i have the same small antique vase...
Scarabeoid
Scarabeoid 21 dia atrás
Time for a part two...? 🤗
mesovogue
mesovogue 21 dia atrás
Love it, keep them coming ♥️♥️
L H
L H 21 dia atrás
Why waste good lead on just wine, amiright?
Ania Kowalska
Ania Kowalska 22 dias atrás
Masz ładne dłonie
Tracy W
Tracy W 22 dias atrás
This is the beauty channel I didn't even realize I needed but now I can't live without. Now I know where to go to make sure I'm not running around looking like a harlot asking for a beheading.
scrub
scrub 22 dias atrás
this is one of the best comment sections ive ever been in
IntuArt
IntuArt 22 dias atrás
Love it love it love it!
Satopi3104
Satopi3104 22 dias atrás
3:06 wait was a veiny bosom a thing back then? Because my bosom lol is SO veiny and I don’t like it. You can see how the circulatory system works right through my skin and it’s kind of gross looking...
Kent De Lima
Kent De Lima 23 dias atrás
I love cochineal but the quality of my stocks have been bad recently. It’s really hard to find quality beetle blood these days.
Aimee Moore
Aimee Moore 23 dias atrás
"I hope you guys enjoyed this cute lead-based look" lmfao
Phoenix Flores
Phoenix Flores 23 dias atrás
A woman translates an Italian book? Definitely a witch!!
S A
S A 23 dias atrás
oh Gawd the sponsers
Flowery
Flowery 23 dias atrás
Damn... I really wanted that Book of Wonders recipe
Victor Gnoato
Victor Gnoato 24 dias atrás
"i'll link it in the description for you" this video. the contraposition of ages. this is pure gold.
suzie Q
suzie Q 24 dias atrás
I trust this woman so much that if she told me that women in the 1820s used to walk naked on the streets I'd believe her
EMNstar
EMNstar 24 dias atrás
Lol the end I was hoping for
Alyssa Anderson
Alyssa Anderson 24 dias atrás
Listen, anything called Book of Wonders is going to pique my interest.
King Henry VIII
King Henry VIII 25 dias atrás
THE MISTRESS ITS A CONFIRMED PREQUEL!!!
Advancering Newholder
Advancering Newholder 25 dias atrás
This is a very toxic video
Félipe II El católico De España
aye i love renaissance and medieval
Michelle Wairara
Michelle Wairara 25 dias atrás
This comment section teach me history more than i learn in school
Moksh Shah
Moksh Shah 25 dias atrás
Karolina looking like the bride in black
victorian cat
victorian cat 26 dias atrás
I would not recommend if you have fur I am struggling to wash the formula out of my fur
Anthony Phil
Anthony Phil 26 dias atrás
"Tell me you did not come here for the book of wonders recipe." Oooh, girl, I do! LOL!
Patchouli Colt
Patchouli Colt 26 dias atrás
Nicholas Sampforde is definitely getting an order inquiry from me! Thank you kind lady for the compensation code.
Patchouli Colt
Patchouli Colt 26 dias atrás
When she pulled out the Ceruse I lost it!
The Atlarchy
The Atlarchy 26 dias atrás
Watching from Poland! I am an Orthodox and heard recently that there is some Orthodox in Great Britain as well... Saint Patrick and multiple monks and bishops? I know it might be old news, as I just recently managed to translate the books about the hagiography of Saint Patrick with the help of my Godfather, but I really believe that since your royalty doesn't really like The Pope, sooner or later you will turn Orthodox as well... It's not like your king would just start a new church, right? Wouldn't that be crazy? Not to mention how much more respect for women they have here in the east... I cannot wait to share this with the western europe! Sometimes I cannot believe how backwards the west is compared to the east, or my own homeland Poland compared to the middle east for example, like the Arabic Peninsula, Egypt or so on... anyway God Bless! Let's not go too far... I will do penance for saying bad things about our brothers in the west being backwards anyway and I don't want to be thrown out before eucharist... God Bless! #WokeChurch #OrthodoxChurch #East
Christina Reeves
Christina Reeves 27 dias atrás
Hilarious!!!!😂
Caidalee
Caidalee 27 dias atrás
So happy you finally got a sponsor! Definitely gonna be checking out a certain galleon I’ve had my eye on. Let’s see Lord Henry ignore my invitations now!
John Reddick
John Reddick 27 dias atrás
“Now get you to my Ladies Chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thicke, to this fauour ſhe muſt come. Make her laugh at that.”
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